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Thursday, 14 June 2012

(Still) living in America

1 A.D. (Continued) 


We ambled down to Grand Central Station to take in the art deco (or is it nouveau? I can never remember). The place was vast, bustling with commuters, with stunning architecture, only ruined by the presence of an Apple I-shop overlooking it all like an evil electronic emperor. I put on my Ipod and kept walking. Because it was still early and technically rush hour there was no way we were prepared to risk the crush of the subway so we decided to walk it to Times Square – the morning’s mission to decide whether or not to buy a New York City pass, which gives sizeable discounts to the main attractions.


After a pleasant walk to Times Square, we were constantly accosted to take up the open top bus tour, which coincidentally was run by a firm called “Graylines”. An omen? Who knows – it was too pricey, so we didn’t bother. And we were too early for the ticket office to open, so we headed north to Central Park, pausing before entering to enjoy the first coffee of the day and a bloody tasty hot dog.

At first central Park just looked like any park you’d find in an English city, but then it went on...and on...and on...and so on. It was so gigantic that we just had to walk the whole length of it, occasionally veering from our linear course to take in such attractions as the zoo, the reservoir, a softball game and a bench named after “Madonna”. By this point the sun had come out and any memories of yesterday’s rain disappeared. Shortly after Tim did a photogenic jump across the top of a mini-waterfall, we decided that it wasn’t worth us spending $90 on a New York City pass as we only wanted to see a couple of the attractions on offer.


One thing we did want to see though, was Harlem, and once we exited the north end of the park, Adam Clayton Powell Junior Boulevard welcomed us forth. Ten minutes later and we were heading west towards the nearest subway station, given that we stuck out like two sore thumbs (with slightly sore feet).


Of course, by now we were seasoned pro’s at riding the subway, and we alighted at the Rockefeller Plaza to check out what time it was open `til. Our plan would be to go up either “the Rock” or the Empire State Building at night and view the city in all its neon-lit glory. But that’s tomorrow’s story. For now it was time to head back to the good old YMCA for a half time beer, then do lunch in the form of a $1 slice of pizza bought from a nearby parlour and eaten in the street, New York style folded over in hand.

An aside – it may be early days, but I find the other guests in the YMCA to be a bit standoffish. They come in all shapes, sizes, ages and nationalities, but I find my warm greetings in the elevator regularly falling flat. Maybe it’s that infamous New York crankiness kicking in? Let’s hope it never affects me!

Downtown beckoned for the afternoon’s adventures and we took the train south and alighted near Ground Zero. These days Ground Zero is a building site for the Freedom Tower, so the waterfall monuments were inaccessible behind construction walls. That aside, I still found a deep sense of feeling for an area where eleven years ago events took place that literally shook the whole world. But it was also pretty hot by now, and we needed to head for the shade.
Somehow we walked straight past Wall Street and got the Staten Island ferry to...Staten Island. This gave us a great view of Ellis Island (heard the museum wasn’t up to much), Liberty Island (very majestic, though I’d imagined it to be taller) and Noo Joisey (slightly smaller skyline than NYC and docks like Seaforth (from a distance, at least)). Once we’d stepped foot on Staten Island for all of two minutes and taken the return ferry back, it was off to cross Brooklyn Bridge to...Brooklyn. As splendid as this was (and it really was splendid), by this time we’d been walking for ages and something had to give. The pristine, high-end area of Brooklyn Heights only got a brief look before we were subwaying it back to Manhattan.

An aside – three times I have been sitting on the subway and a woman has gone to sit next to me, then thought better about it. The first time today she went to chose a another (presumably better) seat, but on the way back from Brooklyn she chose to stand instead! I’ve been spraying deodorant like it’s going out of fashion, so it can’t be my scent. I’d say I’m delirious and imagining it, but Tim’s backed it all up (and he claims I smell fine, but to be fair, if I smelt a bit off after all the walking in the sun then he probably would too!)
With 9 o`clock closing in, we went to get some pre-made sushi meals from the Korean deli across the road, but they’d all sold out, so we ended up buying a salad and some beers each. That’s right, we may be drinking, but we’ll damn well eat healthily while we do it!
Signing off from the second day’s fun!

Living in America

1 A.D.

Rebels without a clue:



After a blind, zig-zagging walk towards Times Square (all billboards and people and traffic) yesterday evening, we returned to O’Neills and drank our complimentary drinks – cool, sharp Harps, normally weighing in at $6.75 a pint, but free for us. I also had some spicy buffalo wings that I didn’t come even remotely close to finishing and Tim ordered something that I forget the name of, but which had a mysterious ingredient he couldn’t locate, but which really put him off. Not the greatest first night meal ever!

Went to bed about 9.45 and up at 6.30 this morning to take the town by storm...

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Coming to America

0

All is well.

We were up around 3 in the morning for a trance-like drive through a deserted Merseyside at dawn. The fond farewell to our parents was brief, but that’s the way it needed to be. As Manchester airport’s terminal 3 gradually came alive, our initial arrangements went smoothly, despite me somehow ending up with some unknown chap’s boarding pass as well as my own (I hope that whoever John Fayer was, he managed to get to Paris!)

The flight from Manchester to Heathrow was uneventful, the most inspiring thing being the bacon and egg panini that BA gave us for breakfast. Waiting patiently at terminal 5 for our departure, it still hadn’t sunk in that this thing was finally happening for real, after all the aeons of planning.

Our Boeing 747 was stifling hot when we took our seats – because Tim claims to be a bad flyer I gave him the window seat (though he seemed fine at take off to me!) This was my first time flying inter-continental and I marvelled at the films and television shows on offer on the tiny screen attached to the seat in front of me. Even better was the free beer we had as an aperitif to our curry. Even better was the free bottle of wine we had after it (185 ml – don’t get too excited!) It was also my first time in an aeroplane toilet and I had to wonder if the Mile High Club really is possible. While standing around afterwards for Tim to retake his seat, I had my first conversation with an American, wishing to know if I was in the queue for the lavatory. It was brief, but it was oddly reassuring, as if my brain finally figured out that this wasn’t just another of my trips to Malaga, it was much, much more.

We arrived at JFK 30 minutes early – a good omen? However, it was actually bloody raining – a bad omen? The captain reckoned it was due to clear up by the evening, but starting the round the world trip in what was essentially Manchester conditions with a little more humidity was a bit of a downer! Not quite a “drowner” though. Waiting in line to be processed was another stifling experience, but once we got to the bit where they photograph your iris and take your fingerprints, it was plain sailing.  

The subway was interesting – we bought a 7 day pass and thought we were doing really well until we missed our stop by one station. You’d think it would be perfectly simple to cross the platform and come straight back in the other direction, but oh no, not in this sprawling metropolis. We got through more platforms than a 70s disco experience! We’d have been better off walking, but eventually we made our connection and got to Grand Central station. By now, with big backpacks weighing us down, we were getting a bit huffy and puffy, but then, as we walked out into the street it hit us – New York City in all its unmistakable glory! Skyscrapers, yellow cabs and a million and one people on the move...in that moment it really felt like we’d made it.

The walk to the YMCA was fairly brief and check-in wasn’t a problem. As for the room, well, we always knew it would be bunkbeds, but we didn’t know it would be bunkbeds and only about two square feet of floor space! At first I felt that infamous feeling that every traveller must get, i.e. “How the bloody hell am I going to manage like this for the next six months of my life???” But then we put the football on the telly, fired up the computer, went and had a shower, and sure enough my home-away-from-home-instincts began to kick in. Plus the accommodation includes a complimentary beer at O’Neills bar round the corner – wayhay!

And that’s where we’re off to now – to get some grub and just enough ale in us to send us off into blissful snoozies tonight. It’s only 17:30 here, but back home it’s gone half ten, and we’ve been on the road since 4.

And so, I repeat that all is well.   

Friday, 8 June 2012

We are officially live and dangerous!


5 B.C.E.

Today was special for two reasons:

1. I finished work for 206 days! Thanks to everyone at Smedders for their best wishes and theories as to how I’ll spend my time in global trek heaven.

2. This blog went public! No longer is it being read by an audience of one, now there’s at least 2, maybe even 3 people reading it! I’ll try and make it interesting enough for you to keep tuning in, but if you get bored of my endless rants about noisy hostels, dirty toilets, and never having any clean socks then I’ll completely understand. Anyway, if you’re reading this for the first time, then I send my warmest welcome to you.

Today was such an emotional rollercoaster, I’d best just leave it at that.

See you in 5 days when I actually start travelling.

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

How to be cool in California


8 B.C.E.

I bought a pair of shorts today…

…the first time for well over a decade…

…you can tell I’m taking this trip seriously.

Saturday, 2 June 2012

I am officially a "Boomerang Baby"


11 B.C.E.

Let me remind you of the first ever entry I wrote on this blog way back on the 3rd March:

This is the first entry in my travel log in a year in which I am going to circumnavigate the globe.

Tonight I am staying over at my parents’ house while they are away on a Caribbean cruise. I need to remember how to get used to staying here, especially as come early June, I won’t be alone.

I am hungover from last night. I had the day off and apparently my plans to travel the world went public at work. I forget what I heard in a drunken stupour, but I gather all was revealed in the management meeting. Kinda glad I wasn’t there.

I await the public reaction.

Night-night.

Ah, how long ago that seems! And here I am  tonight, back in my parents’ house, surrounded by almost a whole flat’s worth of stuff crammed into the bedroom I first occupied when I was thirteen years old!

Today was defined by lots of puffing, panting, lifting of heavy stuff and scrubbing away 18 months of dirt from surfaces that I’d forgotten existed because they had other stuff in front of them. Now it’s all done, landlady was happy, my deposit was returned, and I left my empty little flat with heavy heart and cherished memories.

But that’s the past, and it’s time to think of the future.

Tonight the most that I can do is neck a bottle of wine and move all the boxes off the bed so I can sleep on it. To be fair to my folks, they’ve been very welcoming – I can’t fault their hospitality one bit.

Slight observation I made soon after arriving – my days of attending the little boys room with the door open are behind me for the next seven months.

Night-night.  

Sunday, 27 May 2012

Sob!


17 B.C.E.

Really tough weekend.

Took advantage of my parents being away visiting friends to start moving my gear over to their place. Consequently the flat is in a state of semi-habitation and I’ve been on a weird emotional rollercoaster. Maybe deep down it’s because Englebert did so badly at Eurovision yesterday, but it’s probably more to do with the happiness I found in this flat. I came here from a place I stagnated in for nine years, partly driven out by the ever-multiplying angry potheads below me. You don’t normally leave a lodging when you still enjoy living there, or at least I don’t. Possibly it’s my brain screaming at me that it’s never a good idea to go back to live with your parents (except for those three nights at Christmas that pass in the blink of a festive eye), but on another level I know I’m doing the right thing. This trip is going to be the most amazing experience I’ve ever had…it’s just the whole getting around to making it start that’s a bugger!

Focus, Jimbo, work will keep you sane! Now go and make your sarnies for tomorrow (and don’t trip over the boxes again). 

Monday, 21 May 2012

It’s fun to stay at the Y…M…C…


23 B.C.E. 

…Gray!

That’s right, these two young men have found a place they can go when they’re short of their dough and they don’t want to get stung by inflated Noo Yoik prices. Here’s the link:


And here’s the location:


We chose the Vanderbilt YMCA because:

  • We get our own room (bunk beds, just like when we were kids).
  • There’s free wi-fi in the room (usually it’s just in common areas).
  • It comes with cable TV (might get to see a LIVE police chase).
  • The location’s half-decent (i.e. it’s in Manhattan).
  • Virtually everywhere else is already booked up for our budget.
So, we’ve taken the room for a total of four nights…and let’s hope there’s no one else on the same floor and we get the bathroom all to ourselves (a highly unlikely scenario!)

It may be cheap and cheerful, and they don’t include breakfast, but at this stage of the game it would be a bad idea to get hooked on quality of any kind.

There’s a LONG way to go after we leave this metropolis…it’s likely to get a lot worse!

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

The shortest entry in the world...ever!!


29 B.C.E.

The novelty of writing a travel journal before actually travelling has worn off somewhat.

Either that or I’m too busy planning, organising and drinking to write anything!

Monday, 7 May 2012

Stuff - a week's worth


37 B.C.E

It’s been over a week since the last update! Here’s some highlights that happened:

  • Had the last of my jabs and got given a prescription for 120 100mg tablets of doxcycline. I’ve seen them online for as little as 4 pence per capsule…surely they’re mixed with flour for that price?

  • Car insurance runs out on the 21st May so I have to arrange cover for the following 22 days, then pay £47.50 to get it cancelled. Bastards.

  • Finding a camcorder that will fit our needs is proving even harder than finding a netbook. I’d be happy for one to fall out of the sky and land in my lap, even if the lens got a bit cracked from the impact.

  • There is a big debate going on between myself and the matriarch of the clan about whether a sleep sheet should be made from 100% pure silk, faux silk, or a blend of different silks. I’m currently in search of another 99,999 signatures to get it discussed in the House of Commons.

  • Signed up for something called Whatsapp, which effectively lets you text people for free and should be very useful for keeping in touch with Tim if we go off in different directions some days. But why do I get the feeling it’s not actually free?

  • My Halifax Clarity credit card arrived the other day and I’ve got the parental unit analysing the small print for any pitfalls I may have missed. It supposedly let’s you use it abroad with no extra fees…but why do I get the feeling there are extra fees?